This will be a fun way to select basketball games that will ultimately end in a kickball game.
Step 1: Pay DOGE $15 by March 11. (Quickpay/Paypal/Venmo to firstname.lastname@example.org)
Step 2: DOGE will invite you to a CBS bracket that you must complete by March 14.
Step 3: ????
Step 4: The top 2 finalists will receive 50% of the prizes.
Step 5: On April 22, there will be a kickball game between the top half of the finishers and the bottom half. The overall loser will have to wear a Captain Planet suit (or the lowest finisher who shows up). The remaining prizes will be given to 3 people randomly from the winning team in kickball.